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• For a small fee Eternal Earthbound Pets will arrange for an atheist to watch over your animals after the Second Coming

  Sat Aug 22, 2009
  • Ok Mush..i'm going to go out on a limb here and guess you havn't read the website. All payments are up front, concurrent with submission of the contract. The contract runs for 10 years and non-refundable. Thus there is no "how will you pay/why would you pay" paradox.

• For a small fee Eternal Earthbound Pets will arrange for an atheist to watch over your animals after the Second Coming

  Sat Aug 22, 2009
  • vttova, Yikes. My apologies. I incorrectly atributed the "pets go to heaven" foolishness to you. I'd have replied sooner, but just found my way back here. again, I'm very sorry. Drom

• For a small fee Eternal Earthbound Pets will arrange for an atheist to watch over your animals after the Second Coming

  Sat Aug 22, 2009
  • anon 10776600 to manswer your question: We also don't believe in Wolfman or Dracula, but it's as easy for one to curse and defame them as if one did believe.

• For a small fee Eternal Earthbound Pets will arrange for an atheist to watch over your animals after the Second Coming

  Sat Aug 22, 2009
  • John Tarnitski ... I noticed you didn't want to tell everyone the pseudonym under which you emailed your insipid and off target communications. So which is it? John or Paul? Or do you pick names of Saints at random when you lack courage and integrity?

• For a small fee Eternal Earthbound Pets will arrange for an atheist to watch over your animals after the Second Coming

  Sat Aug 22, 2009
  • Vttova, Unfortunately, your feel good theory is not supported by scripture. Animals have no "souls" according to doctrine.

• Mom makes a splash selling ‘Tummy Tubs’

  Thu Apr 30, 2009
  • Ah...baby in a Cuisinart!  Switch that sucker to puree, and in 3 minutes you have a yummy cracker spread.  Top with capers and a sprig of dill.   Mmmmmm!!!

• Agree or Disagree: President Bush is an asset to John McCain’s campaign for the White House

  Tue Sep 2, 2008
  • Not ASSET...ARSE HOLE!!!

• Agree or Disagree: President Bush is an asset to John McCain’s campaign for the White House

  Tue Sep 2, 2008
  • Bush as ASSET? Oh, I thought you said ASSHOLE. Tsk, I messed up my vote.

• Obama accepts Jesse Jackson's apology

  Thu Jul 10, 2008
  • James Earl Ray got the wrong guy.

• Obama accepts Jesse Jackson's apology

  Thu Jul 10, 2008
  • Jesse "Mumbles" Jackson is a loose cannon, a bigot, and a buffoon. Anti-Semitic, a philanderer, and nothing more than a hanger on to MLK which is what elevated him beyond his meager talents. That it wasn't Jackson instead of MLK that dreadful day in April of '68 is a damn shame.