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• 'Geronimo': Native Americans blast bin Laden code name

  Wed May 4, 2011
  • I thought long and hard about this issue. I have come to the following conclusion: GET A F'ING LIFE.

• Pfc. Manning to be transferred to Army prison

  Tue Apr 19, 2011
  • Yeah..and OJ was innocent, right? Look..the little turd gave away secrets that were not meant for pubic consumption. He broke his oath as a soldier, and he violated his security clearance. No, he shouldn't be abused in jail, and I trust he will be convicted and face porison for life.

• Richard Simmons pledges to 'get you fit to fly'

  Mon Mar 28, 2011
  • Yeah... his special place will be in the mens room, doing the limbo under the stall dividers.

• Girl, 12, finds adult message on Valentine’s candy

  Thu Feb 3, 2011
  • How does one get a whole bag of Nice Tits and Nice Ass candies?

• Outfoxed! Prey shoots hunter

  Thu Jan 13, 2011
  • When I first read the headline, I assumed Fox News shot the guy. Any hunter who uses the butt of his rifle to finish off a fox deserves to be shot.

• Gwyneth Paltrow advises, enrages working moms

  Fri Jan 14, 2011
  • Well, there's 3 minutes of reading time I'll never get back.

• Do you think Everett has a good point about stars like Aniston?

  Wed Dec 29, 2010
  • Who exactly is this flaming @!$%#tard, and why do I care what he thinks? as for "tasteless", hell, I'd eat Jen Aniston with or without condiments.

• Hell hath no fury like a woman with a frying pan

  Wed Dec 15, 2010
  • unfortunate she didn't kill him. Given the justice system, he should be out and anxious to try it again in about 4 years.

• Catholic bishops: More exorcists needed

  Fri Nov 12, 2010
  • Indications "... include violent reaction to holy water or anything holy, speaking in a language the possessed person doesn't know and abnormal displays of strength."

• Catholic bishops: More exorcists needed

  Fri Nov 12, 2010
  • Indications "... include violent reaction to holy water or anything holy, speaking in a language the possessed person doesn't know and abnormal displays of strength."